Sunday 22 November 2009

a fairground life (light ups)

sorry guys, just been busy doing nothing.
Yesterday (Friday) was the Annual Scottish Sections Guild Luncheon. It was held in the Thistle Hotel and received over a hundred Guests. I played my part on the Committee, setting up the signage, a laptop for a presentation of a Showmens childrens school project before greeting some guests and playing host by plying them with drink. The function went off well with some good speeches from the Section and Guests. I was sitting with a councillor who was on the licensing board of Glasgow on one side and an MSP on my other side. The meal was excellent but the conversation was even better, an opportunity that more showmen should make the most of by attending this event. It was all over by 4pm and I refrained from joining some of the other committee members for a couple of sherbets later as I had an early rise the next morning.
Saturday morning at 5am the alarm went off. I called "r" immediately to rouse him as he was my lift. It was just around 5:30am as we set sail for the mall to pick up the DZ. Destination was Alexandria for their x-mas light switch on. On 7am we pulled into the carpark where we were to set up. There was only one car parked and following sods law to the letter it was right in the way. On closer inspection we could see it had been there a while and was not about to leave anytime soon as there was no tax disc on it. So we set accordingly and built up around the obstacle. At 9am we were in the local cafe enjoying a delicious breakfast. The rest of the fair had erected along the High St. IS's miami no2 set up in the carpark directly accross from the DZ. Just as we were to open at 11 am, Mrs showman called to inform me that "m" was feeling unwell and had to stay in bed. This meant that we were short staffed at the mall and would have to re-deploy our manpower to compensate. So Mrs showman brought my daughter to help "r" while I returned to mind the skydiver at the mall. This however meant that "r" would have to pull down himself. I was worried that it would be too busy for "r" and "w" to cope on the dz but the torrential rain that followed the rest of the afternoon put paid to that. So we were washed out again. The gaff was closed just after 5pm. Blakey, remember WK last year when that fat git never helped you? well luckily Tattoo was there as he helped "r" finish off( and he's on night shift as well), apparently fasto was the preverbal "like a bat out of hell" gone! So when we get to Alloa it should be Aloha! to him as we all get pulled down smart style. And before I forget the dozy git forgot where Alexandria was and called me from Balloch to get directions!!He had only passed it by 4 miles!!!
Sunday is the AGM for the Guild and the 2010 committee will be voted on, so this time tomorrow my Guild career could be over or not as there are 26 candidates for 15 places.

26 Comments:

At 22 November 2009 at 00:30 , Blogger showman said...

"r" is meant to be doing the next 2 light ups on his own. so maybe he could guest write the next instalment?????

 
At 22 November 2009 at 01:09 , Anonymous C said...

Good evening all

Where are your next 2 light ups showman? You going to Kilwinning this Thursday? Can't remember if you done this ground last year.

Hope all is well at the mall as well

Cheers

C

 
At 22 November 2009 at 07:44 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks showman

 
At 22 November 2009 at 09:31 , Anonymous borderer said...

good luck for the guild vote showman im sure you will be in next years line up, how is fatso and "AL" doing. cheers border

 
At 22 November 2009 at 09:32 , Anonymous borderer said...

good luck for the guild vote showman im sure you will be in next years line up, how is fatso and "AL" doing. cheers border

 
At 22 November 2009 at 09:32 , Anonymous borderer said...

good luck for the guild vote showman im sure you will be in next years line up, how is fatso and "AL" doing. cheers border

 
At 22 November 2009 at 09:32 , Anonymous borderer said...

good luck for the guild vote showman im sure you will be in next years line up, how is fatso and "AL" doing. cheers border

 
At 22 November 2009 at 09:32 , Anonymous borderer said...

good luck for the guild vote showman im sure you will be in next years line up, how is fatso and "AL" doing. cheers border

 
At 22 November 2009 at 09:36 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

borderer have you been on the barley again as you have posted the same message 5 times?jonah.

 
At 22 November 2009 at 10:48 , Anonymous borderer said...

i typed it once having problems with the laptop god damn heap of cxxp. think need new one

 
At 22 November 2009 at 13:28 , Anonymous "r" said...

With the amount of luck borderer is giving you, getting voted back on is almost a guarentee ! Lol. To be honest I hope I have nothing to write about ! But I'll see what I can do.

 
At 22 November 2009 at 16:31 , Anonymous BLAKEY said...

get miss borderer to stop taking hols and you can afford a new computer no problem.

 
At 22 November 2009 at 19:58 , Blogger showman said...

C, kilwinning would be too easy, r is off to campbell town!!! 140+.
borderer-AL is fine and both he and I retained our positions on the committee of the scottish section.

 
At 23 November 2009 at 17:22 , Anonymous borderer said...

just bought new laptop this morning i dont mind miss borderer being away she works hard rest the year i no i do to but my hols are the winter lol short hours find all these jobs i should done months ago like today i cleaned the farm house roof now moss free and shining lol, glad to see al and yourself have kept your position on the committee, think i may pop up visit u and blakey showman that ok.

 
At 27 November 2009 at 23:17 , Anonymous borderer said...

evening all- hope all is well, miss borderer has just returned from her lastest european holiday lol so we have been on about buying a new car for while so today we seized the moment as i had a free afternoon went to several dealerships in and around edinburgh, after much decission it was between another nissan navara double cab pick up or a TOYOTA PRIUS HYBRID miss borderer and i finally agreed the hybrid you may be thinking oh my god but i think there ok cars and under 30mph it runs on battery so a good investment and save the planet at same time ha ha we will see!

 
At 28 November 2009 at 22:39 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've just taken the delivery of a new Range Rover Sports but same as the Toyota Hybrid, no one really cares

 
At 29 November 2009 at 18:53 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

showman was that your dropzone at alloa that was on the news ? failed to drop? hope the ride is ok as is everyone

 
At 29 November 2009 at 21:35 , Anonymous borderer said...

evening- showman just heard bout the drop zone at alloa today glad everyone was ok, wht was the problem i pressume a ride malfunction or not?? are you gettin peeved off with this attraction now, thanks borderer

 
At 30 November 2009 at 21:06 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just shows you Sir Isaac Newton wasn’t that brilliant a physicist after all.
He spent a liftetime convincing everyone to believe that what goes up must come down, unless of course it was a Drop Zone in Alloa.

 
At 30 November 2009 at 22:59 , Blogger jesters said...

Just shows you darwin wasn't that brilliant a biologist after all.
"anonymous" has just ruined his theory of natural selection.

 
At 1 December 2009 at 16:12 , Anonymous "r" said...

Newton and Darwin theories used as playful banter ! if anything this blog certainly has the gray matter working !! I was meant to be writing the next installment as a guest but iv been a little busy. I can say however i will try to get it posted before the week is out. but no promises !!!

 
At 2 December 2009 at 05:19 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is quite an early proverb in the English language and, as such, might be thought to contain some wisdom. In the 16th century it was expressed in rhyme by Thomas Tusser in Five Hundreth Pointes of Good Husbandry,
A fool & his money,
be soon at debate:
which after with sorrow,
repents him to late.
My friend, anyone who openly chooses to use an old second hand Iveco van as their vehicle of choice probably doesn’t really comprehend
Charles Robert Darwin's 1859 book “On the origin of species” from which your analogy is drawn

 
At 2 December 2009 at 21:48 , Blogger showman said...

Just one of those tech problems that are sent to try us every once in a while. The ride was ready for operation again on Monday morning. I'm not sick of the ride yet (though it is the most irritating piece of kit I have ever owned) as I learn from each breakdown and this knowledge will help with the next issue. It is always a simple thing that is the problem and tracking it down is the hard part not fixing it.

I have now removed the Anonymous option for comment, so anyone commenting will now have to put their ID where their mouth is. if you catch my drift.

 
At 3 December 2009 at 17:04 , Blogger borderer said...

glad to hear that the annonymous part is now off, glad that the ride is back in full working order, gearing up for the xmas festivities down in deep dark borders lol. miss borderer was at a concert at secc last week and saw irn bru carnival advertised do you have any rides in this years line up showman cheers borderer.

 
At 3 December 2009 at 21:42 , Blogger Skyliner C said...

Hi Showman

glad to hear you got DZ fixed.

Will visit the mall next weekend showman to catch up.

Hope all regulars are well

Skyliner C

 
At 17 December 2009 at 01:58 , Blogger North Bear said...

Who was the MSP sitting beside you @ the guild committee meeting in the Thistle hotel?

 

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