Monday, 28 July 2008

a fairground life


We set off to BoA just after 11am with the Hobby trailer. When we arrived r was well into the miami. I set the trailer and ran the main out to the hire set for the domestic power ( hire set in middle of fair for all caravans power). Next up , I set the skydiver on the plot. Then I took this unit to the opposite end of the fair because I need its 100 kva set to power the Dz here. At that r arrived and we began to set the DZ. We swung the tower around into position (over the frogs) and I thought, "time to try the tower light". Hey presto the lights were working from the top down to the first join (50%). So we plugged the next section in and they worked too(80%)! I was getting worried now thinking I would not find a fault and then it would all go pear shaped when the tower went up. Anyway we plugged in the last (very bottom) section and the trip went. We quickly traced the fault to a single light strip about 2m long. This means that we could have repaired the problem at ground level and there was no need for the tower lights to be off all last week. Suppose it serves me right for being lazy, jumping to assumptions and not investigating the issue further. On the plus side it meant we could carry on and raise the tower, finish the ride off and move onto the next job. That was levelling the skydiver chassis. We called it a day after that, it was too hot and r had to get back to Glasgow for a "hot date".

The picture is of GJ's immaculate Skid, he has done a load of work on it over the last 5-6 years- put on artic chassis, fold up floors/plates, paybox, paint up and numerous other jobs not easily spotted.

Sunday, 27 July 2008

a fairground life

The sun beat down all day, biz was quiet and at 6 pm sharp we started to pull down. worm and s arrived from Falkirk to give us a hand. s started on the skydiver while r and worm tackled the miami. I helped m with the show. For 7:10 pm the show and miami were en route for BoA. Leaving r and the crew to finish the skydiver and then the DZ. I returned to the mall again just before 9:30pm. All the rides were coupled and ready to roll. We had a quick clean up where the rides had been then we set sail. R took the DZ for his maiden voyage while I followed in the skydiver. It was strange to be following one of my own loads and I had a quick sad thought wishing my father was here to see his grandson driving. R was fine, probably a better driver than me, well 20 years of bad habits must have an effect. We arrived at the fair for just after 11 pm, it was too dark to spot the ride plots so we just best guessed it and will sort them out tomorrow. 
R has saved me over 2 hours driving and that's only with his first shift, it's got to make life easier.

Friday, 25 July 2008

a fairground life(life begins at 25, apparently)

So "r" passes his HGV at age of 21yrs. So why then was my insurance broker unable to add him to our policy to drive all of our lorries (7 counting my bro's)? Because he was not 25!!! My wife spent 5 hours on the phone today with four separate brokers and eventually spoke to the underwriters themselves. We had to cancel our existing policy after only using part of the term, move to another underwriter and re insure the vehicles, another £1600!!! Then they loaded one of the vehicles a further £300+ just because "r" was under 25. Lets be honest, age does not get you experience, so any new driver either 21 or 25 has no experience so the age has no effect. The LUNATICS are running the asylum again and insurance is a legalised CON, I mean if you insure something for £X why do they then depreciate it if you claim?? As for age when driving HGVs, how many boy racers have you seen driving 40ft artics?

As my father in laws said, and I agree, it is getting near time for a REVOLUTION. Many people would say it can't happen in a modern civilised country like ours, but as Blakey pointed out-the French were living in their modern civilised country when it happened to them.
Spread 300 lts of derv around the lorries today in readiness to move, that's what put me over the edge.

Thursday, 24 July 2008

a fairground life( passed! )

A great big CONGRATULATIONS to "r" for passing his C+E this morning. That's a class 1 to all us old timers. He had told us he had a lesson this morning and his test was later in the afternoon, so when we got the text message it was a big surprise. His mother was crying her eyes out, probably at the relief that she didn't have to fork out another £350 for a re-test.

Well Done "r"!  from Dad, Mam and "w".....  You can take the DZ to the next gaff and by the way the tax disc has just expired. 

Monday, 21 July 2008

a fairground life



Lucky lucky lucky, that's what we were over the weekend. The wet weather promised for Saturday never appeared and Sunday was hot all day. The official figure was 80 plus thousand at the river fest, but in reality it was nearer 50k. A lot of punters enjoying what is mostly a FREE day out. The "shows" had a two good afternoons business and no doubt the showmen were relieved, I know I was! The gaff ended at 6pm and by 9:30 pm the last load left the carpark. DT had his work cutout, he had to move to Burntisland and build up the Superbob to be open this morning for 11am. This was the games day there today. 
On the countdown now, only a few more days until we leave the mall, biz still poor due to severe lack of people. Just as well we are leaving soon as the DZ light box must have a short inside. It keeps blowing the trip, but as previously mentioned within this blog somewhere-the box is at the top of the pole and not accessible without lowering the pole. GRRR!! thoughtless nit-wit designer!! Off to B/Alan next, quite a busy month coming up especially with me attending 6 different fairs & events in two weeks. Watch this space.
The photos show a small part of the fair with the "PoleStar" vessel in the background and DTs Superbob load just departing. The video is the countdown to launch the Real Radio "Duck Race" by Dot Cotton. The view does not do justice to how many people were packed onto the "squinty bridge" during the race. Many many thousands, I wonder how many realised it only re opened 2 weeks ago after undergoing major overhaul after a main brace snapped!! and its only slightly over a year old!! As I said to "r"--"civil engineers my a**e!!!

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Friday, 18 July 2008

a fairground life (clyde river festival)


Time for the Clyde River festival (river fest) again. So last night, as per previous years we arranged for the carpark to close from 6:30pm. Then we would arrive on site just before 7pm. Again as in previous years we had to juggle our way through,around and sometimes even over the parked cars! As usual we managed to get most of the gear set onto the plots. This morning we should hopefully get the remaining small centre plots arranged. After that all we need is the weather. It should be a good crowd over Saturday and Sunday afternoons. The photo shows the Skydiver of "SE" being shunted into position between some of the parked cars. The legs of the Finnieston Crane are to the right, towering out of the frame. It will be a good line up at the City Inn area with appearances from Dot Cotton and X Factor stars, I'm told.

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Monday, 14 July 2008

a fairground life (mcfly)


McFly were at the mall today for a signing promo. We expected a spin off from the fans. Right enough they were out in numbers (2000 min I guess) and they all queued for over 5 hours to see them. The Q was over 200 yards long all day and it ended about 50 yards from the fair but they were not interested in the shows! Hey Borderer, that will be the closest I get to a "t in the park" event this year. If only the rides were half as Q'd with fans, that might have got me out a hole for a while ( this month anyway). I took a pict of the end of the queue it went right around the building through the main doors and into HMV.

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Friday, 11 July 2008

a fairground life (manufacturing)


Manufacturing


A few years after getting married (89 or so) my wife and I decided to branch out a little. The old Paratrooper was knocking out a living but it was time to acquire another tool. We decided on a juvenile ride. It had to be fold up and towable to keep the work load down. I had seen several juvenile rides like this and I also thought I could make one myself. It would be cheaper than buying and it would be to my own spec. So we organised a bank loan and space in the engineers premises that made the old twist fold up for us. I like drawing and using several pads, had everything planned, scaled, measured and quantified for the job. I searched numerous suppliers for the cheapest steel, running gear, axles, motors, lights and other assorted items to produce the ride. I also invested in a new chopsaw to cut the box section. I started with a pile of steel on the shed floor. Woking about 8 hrs a day and with some help from my dad,brother and BK the ride was almost finished (4 weeks) for starting out. It was a juvenile waltzer type ride, 16ft dia platform with a 2ft step around it and a fold up top. The ride was driven by a 1hp motor attached to a brand new gearbox that I found in a scrap yard. We started out but the ride was still awaiting the cars before it would be ready. So we made them at nights in our amusement arcade after the fair closing. The ride worked well at first but the 1hp motor was not strong enough and soon burnt out (at a 1 day gaff within the first 30 mins) so I changed it to a 2hp. No more problems after that except it was harder to run and needed a big generator (no nipping off to a gala with a petrol Honda). The ride went in the AECC the next year when it was painted "Ninja Turtles".  A couple of years later and I sold that ride to my father. I borrowed more money and built another juvenile ride. This time I rented my own premises close to where we were wintered. This next ride was to be a juvenile lifting paratrooper (AKA skydiver). I had seen examples of this ride, but knew I could make a lighter, easier one. So 10 weeks later (Dec-Feb 91-92ish) I had produced the ride. The axles stayed in and the ride was 100% fold up with nothing having to be removed for transporting. I even learned how to make fibreglass moulds and produce glitter impregnated, single piece car skins in multiple colours. The first fair out was Kirkcaldy Links, right in the middle of the fair on good toba. The first day was a stormer for business, but the drive let me down- again. This time the mounting brackets on the cast gearbox broke off. The ride never opened again and we lost the gaff. I decided right away to put on a hydraulic drive. I wanted to do that in the first place but I couldn't do it within my original budget. No option, I borrowed more cash and ordered the items (well over £1200 at the time). At the next fair I fitted the drive in a couple of days. That was the end of the problems and the wee ride worked a charm from then on. I had an idea- sell the wee skydiver and with the profits produce two more. So I advertised the ride for sale in August. If I had ten I could have sold them all and the first chap to come and view it , bought it and drove it back to Cornwall. This was easy I thought and made plans for production. I borrowed more cash, invested in a new bench drill and from November to January I produced another two wee skydivers. I improved the pack up, ride decor, drive and hydraulic systems etc. The fibre glassing was hard work, I made 25 car skins, 16 hoods, 25 footrests and 25 seats in total plus 4 domes and 8 centre panels. Nine of these cars were to be fitted to a juvenile twist another showman was making. ( I was so good at the glitter impregnated fibre glassing by now, that the supplier of the materials was sending their clients to me for information on how to do it!!!)The GRP work was hard, the resin burned skin, the dust particles from cutting irritated your breathing and the fumes made your eyes water. When I smell it now it brings back vivid memories. The two MkII's sat side by side in the yard gleaming. I was cock sure I would sell easily,  so I advertised and advertised and advertised.No sales but I did get a call from a chap who wanted to be my agent and sell them for me down south. I declined the offer, maybe it was a mistake, who knows. By June my father in law was travelling the second ride to help make the repayments while we were looking after the other. It was a struggle to keep up the repayments but we managed until I finally got an order for another ride. Then we sold one wee skydiver in late October (relief). It went down south also. A Scottish showman had commissioned me to build a new juvenile for him, a set of fold up chair o planes. This I started in mid August and did a little work at every fair we attended until they were finished in November. The drive motor never failed on this, it was a Dodgem car motor so as to run on a 110v DC supply. This ride also had glitter impregnated rounding boards and centre panels. 

Again we wanted to move on, so we advertised the Paratrooper for sale this time and kept the remaining wee skydiver. No interest at all, I couldn't give it away. It was clean and tidy but old hat. Time to build again. So ALL the experience of making the juveniles and working on the twist went to making the old Para into what it is today. That was way back in the early 90's. That was the end of the manufacturing for a few years until I built a stall in Cyprus 99 and a fold up track for "r"s set of coin operated bikes in 2000 (code named project X by Blakey).  I have completed a few other projects. Like most Showmen, I've always been good with my hands. Needs must. I eventually sold the last wee skydiver in Oct 07 to an Irishman. This was to make way for the DZ.   How easy it was with the DZ--just buy it and switch it on!! 


The photo is a copy of one of my advertising info sheets. The wee rides are still in operation in England and Ireland. I sometimes see them in the background of photos in the worlds fair. One has had a new round floor fitted and all them GRP glittering cars, hoods and panels I slaved to make were painted over bright yellow, Aaargh!!!

Friday, 4 July 2008

a fairground life (ground hog day)

Back in my box again for the last three days. Every day mostly the same. Made some phone calls and sent Blakey some texts, more or less just to agitate him, well idol hands and all that. So at 5pm when the DZ started to play up I wasn't too bothered as it broke up the monotony of the day. The ride was stopping halfway up again. "r" and I checked the brushes (all 24 of them) to no avail, so I sent "r" up the tower to remove the power rail connections and clean them. While he was doing this I noticed that all the bottom and middle rails have connectors at both ends to supply the power, while the top rails only have connectors at the bottom. This seems a bit flimsy and if they corrode the connection weakens, resulting in a power drop under load and in my opinion the computer reads a voltage drop as a zero and interprets that the connection is broken and therefor stops the ride (digital systems work with 1 or 0 = on or off, there is no in between). Right enough after we cleaned the connectors the ride was working again fine. So a job for a little later will be to attach a second set of wires to the top of the rails to add a bit of reliability to the whole operation. Typical manufacturing penny pinching that creates problems far in excess of the costs involved to do the job right in the first place! Bloody accountants!!

Tuesday, 1 July 2008

Borders summary

Melrose.

Well Melrose was dry on Thursday and Friday nights which did improve business. Not large sums by any means but in this financial climate every little extra helps. Saturday started off dry but by 4pm it was lashing down. That said, we had the best of it by then. So a wet pull down. There was a hoopla in the way of the tower on the DZ, this dictated that we only half pull it down. We finished the rest off in the morning. I wasn't bothered because I was soaked through. It was early afternoon and it looked like more rain was coming so I took the DZ to the lorry park in Gala. "r" in his wisdom decided to wash the miami while on a soft grass park. The result was that it just managed to move off its plot, after both diff and cross locks were engaged. I moved it to a harder spot in the park in readiness for the early shift next morning. That night the rain battered down again from 8pm until 6am. I didn't get much sleep worrying if I should have taken it out to the lorry park also. 6:50am and I got up to take the ride into Gala. It did move off ok. The small town is very tight so to turn the ride in the right direction I had to do a 3 point turn using a side street. For 7:20 am the ride was set on its plot in Gala. I then nipped down to the lorry park (1/4 mile away) and brought in the DZ. It was set on the plot before 8 am. They were the only two items on the park. At that I returned to Melrose for breakfast and then to bring in the trailers.

Galashiels.

To help minimise any damage to the park, aluminium tracking was laid at the gate. This was organised by the lessees and cost £700 (I'm told). It was to prove useful and definitely helped minimise damage in this area. It was just before noon and I wanted to get the DZ up before the rest of the fair pulled in. The twist had been set on its plot while I was away. When we went to swing the tower around it was hindered by the twist load. So we built up the miami first while the twist was being set up, then we swung the tower around over the top of the twist floors. That was pretty much it, all done for 2:30 pm. Tuesday morning and I had another go at the set- air filter,fuel filter, I even run it on derv for an hour but it still smoked. There was a new theory that it was coking up due to not having enough load on it. On Thursday night I put the twist on the set as well as the miami and DZ. The fair was quite busy and when all three rides were working the amp meter was hitting around 185a per phase. I did think the smoke was starting to clear, then the rain kicked in and the earth leakage trip went. Probably due to the wet working with the extra load. Taking no chances and to avoid further problems the twist went back on its own set. Well it was busy and when 3 rides go dark at once it does affect business. Friday was a good night too. Saturday was dry,wet,dry,wet and the cycle repeated all day. The ground quickly became muddy under foot. 

The Ghost Train had developed power supply problems to the track, so the cars could not be driven through the ride. However the effects inside were still working fine. So in true showman style- The show must go on and all that, the two brothers took turns pushing the carriages through the ride all day!!! The punters probably never even knew because its dark inside anyway! Halfway through the day they were getting a bit tired so they asked a local lad who used to work on the fair if he wanted to help. You know, take a couple of hours pushing the cars through the ghost train. This lad was 6ft tall and built like a brick s__thouse and his answer-"That will be right! You'll need to put the lights on before you'll get me in there!!!"  As for the two brothers- Well done, true showmanship to keep on going and never say die, improvisation. Good luck in getting that track wiring repaired.

That night just after closing it was raining again. It had been a decent days business though and everyone had been on their feet since 1pm. It was well after 11pm now and all the rides were closed. Most of the small stuff was away. The waltzer had been the last to close. We were halfway down with the DZ as I looked across to the Waltzer. The rain was teaming and I could see one of the waltzer men sitting against one of the cars. I could see it all, I knew exactly how he felt, what he was thinking, by his posture, he was knackered, on his feet all day and when all the punters were leaving to go home for kip or put there feet up, he had another few hours of hard graft, in the pissin rain. I know why I do it, born into the game, a way of life. You could go as far as "Institutionalised" knowing no better, but these guys do it by choice, that must take extra effort.  Thanks to them, the fairs couldn't get about without them.

The park was quite soft on Sunday morning but the rain had held off a bit. Taking care all the heavy stuff went out through the centre of the park. Between the rides were there had been less foot traffic. The result was hardly any mess and this is were the tracking had paid off at the gate, no repeat of last years damage. That day I did two rakes to Glasgow then over to Burntisland to pull the skydiver down. We started at 9pm and it was on the road just after 11pm. By the time we got it set on the next gaff and we returned back to the yard it was after 1am. Then we started all over again in the morning.